Some More chain mails

I lost my HB pencil with a rubber attached. The pencil costs Rs.3/. If
u forward this msg I will get one paisa from Maha Kangaal Bank. If you
have heart and want to help a poor child in need, plz fwd it to atleast
10 friends. Please don’t neglect. Otherwise my mom will scold me. If
you forward it then your life will change for ever. You will win a mega
bumper lottery. Good Luck will come to you for wasting time &
forwarding
this nonsense message. May God bless you. 🙂

~~ Lallan Singh, Jhumri Talaiya, UKG-B ~~

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Moral Of the Message : Good Luck chain mails don’t work & are utter
nonsense. lets become aware!

mORE cHAIN mAILS

You people might not believe that this is an actual chain mail..but my sister did get this…. 😀

Hi, my name is Davy Jones. I am 7 years old, and I have a tumor in my spleen the size of a truck. I also lost my nose in a bizarre swimming accident. Doctor Beef says I will die soon if this is not fixed. Unfortunately, the operation costs more than a trombone-shaped swimming pool.

 

To help my family pay the bills, the Paris Hilton Foundation and Breyers have embedded a top-secret e-mail tracking program in this message. They will donate 7 cents for everyone who forwards this e-mail. If you send this to all your dangerous friends, I thank you. I’d like to make you a shebert. For those of you who do not send it, you are a big orange deer with no cucumber. Please, have a heart and send this. I do not want my spleen to disappear like my nose! Thank you!

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Hi, my name is Mary Alice Smith. I have a strange case of boils filled with toxic poisons that have erupted all over my liver and hypothalmus. They will burst open and kill me 12 days before I turn 15. Doctor Beef told me that the operation is a million dollars. Unfortunately, my parents have only 1 dollar and 67 cents in the bank, have 17 other children to feed, and are very very poor.

The Paris Hilton Foundation and Haagen Dazs have a top secret embedded thingie in this email and will give us 7 cents for everyone who forwards this email. If you don’t forward this email you are a purple tomato with no heart. If you are a kind person, please forward this email to atleast 20 other people.

Chain Mails From Hell!!!!

well i dont think im the only one out there who is bugged with those chain mails which predict your doom if you dont send them to the certain number of people.

Here’s some stuff i got against them!!!!!

  1. this is one of the recent message i recieved on orkut from a friend 🙂

hi all ..
jus felt evry1 shud kno this .. most of u probably kno this already but some clearly dont…

1..ORKUT WONT DELETE PROFILES … its jus dumb ..
2..YAHOO.. AOL…OR . ORKUT CANNOT MAKE DEALS WITH PPL TO GIVE THEM MONEY IF THE MAIL IS FORWARDED .. give me one good reason y ppl yahoo or aol or orkut shud profit cuz ppl forward stuff … if profit is not in mind then they wud ve jus given the money ..so it doesn happen ..
3.. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO YOUR LOVE LIFE .. OR UR LOVED ONES ..OR UR EXAM RESULTS … AND BAD LUCK WONT FOLLOW U IF U DONT FORWARD STUFF .. AND GOOD LUCK WON FOLLOW U IF U DO .. … AND IF U LUV UR MOM OR DAD I THINK IT WUD BE BETTER IF U GET OFF THE INTERNET AND TALK TO THEM A LIL THAN FORWARD IT TO ALL UR FRIENDS ….lets face it.. hw many of u got cals wen it said u wud and u fwdd it ? and if tht worked i shud ve died long back over and over again .. and so shud ve half my family ..

and this .. i think u shud forward to all ppl u kno .. u won get anythn ..

2. and you people should read this blogpost too,lotta research!!!

see this!!

Have Fun!!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂