English Vs German

well i came across this on the most unlikely place..in the BE textbook preface…you can take it as either it making fun of English or German.
here goes…

The European Union Commisioon had announced an agreement to adopt English as the preferred language for Europe communications rather than German which was another possibility.As part of the negotiations all concerned conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and accepted a 5 year phased plan for what will be known as Euro -English.
In the First year,”s” will be used instead of the soft “c”.Sertainly ,Sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also the hard “c” will be replaced with “k”,Not ony will this klear up konfusion but typewriters kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the second year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make more words like “fotograf” 20 per sent shorter.
In the third Year,publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more Komplikated changes are possible .Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters,which have also ben a deterent to akurate speling . also ,al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent “e’sin the language is disgrasful and they would go .
By the Fourth year ,People wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing” th” by “z” and “w” by “v”.During Ze fifz yer,ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and similar changes vuld ofkors be aplid to ozer kombinations .
After zis fifz yer ve vil hav a reli sensibl styl .Zer vil be no mor trubles or difikultis and evrivum vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. ze drem vil finali kum tru..

no zat vas zit vel if yo fond any mistakes zen dont blame me..its really konfusing to type zose erors.

Author: inosaint

designer. data viz aficionado. evil genius. product designer at gojek.

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